rubbing my eyes too hard and end up going into another dimension.


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chadkroeger: my dad demanded i put this picture he took on my blog because he thinks it could be the start of a new internet meme he calls veggiedonging


My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

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orgasmictipsforgirls: the porn harlem shake, i have now seen it all dead, omg.
sand alcohol or lighter fluid sugar   Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.  Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.